Blonde Babe goes in for a Physical

I was with my ex-boyfriend.

And did you use protection?

I mean, we were virgins, but yeah,

I was on birth control.

Hmm, interesting.

Ever had a pap test?

Yeah, once before I started having sex.

Okay, well, you know what?

We're gonna do one right now, today, for you.

So you could just pop your legs up here.

All right, good.

Oh, I see you're not wearing any panties.

Do you know, that is a very, very dirty habit,

and such a short skirt, anybody can see right up it.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I wasn't thinking

when I put it on.

Hmm, not a good choice, young lady.

Not a good choice.

Hmm.

I'm gonna take your pussy's temperature.

This will only take a second.

I may feel a little bit of pressure on this one.

Sorry, it may be uncomfortable for a second or two.

Just lean back.

Why does it feel different than before?

Well, this is a different test that we have to do, Jess. It's since you've had intercourse, you see.

Oh.

Hmm.

Um, doctor, are you sure this is the right test?

Of course. What are you taking me for, a pervert?

No, I just, um...

Mmm.

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