Це ледве навіть зараховується як член sph

Aww, look at the little man. You should almost be in like one of those weird circus acts.

Cause that's really what your supposed cock looks like. It's just like weird and unusual.

You should really be on the Guinness Book of World Records for tiniest cock out there.

I just don't know if we really want to classify it as a cock. Cause it's so... mini.

That's the only way to put it. You have a mini man cock.